My Big Win$$

By Romana Annette  04/23/2009

I am poised to receive millions of dollars.  It is fabulous.  Just look at the lucky offering:

The Management board of directors, MOBIL OIL MALAYSIA are pleased to inform you that, you along side nine (9) other lucky winners have been approved for a payment of $1.5Million Dollars in cash

Wow!  I am one of ten lucky winners.  This is just in time; we can really use the money.  I even won without entering; how can anyone top that?

All I have to do to get the money is to send a cashier’s check for $10,000 to Marcus Bruno to cover shipping.  I do not have that much money in a liquid account, but someone else will give me the money.

Behold, the following email:

…my name is Barr Mohd Hairul Bin Jaafar (Esq.) a legal practitioner, practicing with LC Advocates &Solicitors Solicitors ( Malaysia )....

My client lost his life alongside his wife and only child in a plane crash on the 25th December 2003. Prior to the Death of my Late Client secured… from the PETRONAS OIL AND GAS COMPANY,following… the balance of US$16,000,000.00 Million…payment was in the Process of being transferred into his Account which he submitted to the company before he lost his life in the plane crash … As his consultant and personal lawyer, I have been officially notified and instructed by the bank where the money is currently deposited that I should provide and forward the particulars of my deceased client's next of kin…

…I resolved to search for someone whose surname tally with the deceased's so I can present him/her to the bank as the beneficiary after procuring necessary legal documents that endow him legal rights to benefits the Estate…

Let me remind you that there is absolutely no risk involved in this matter

Amazing, this man in Malaysia had a Finnish last name.  I am going to get plenty of money here, but once again they want money ($20,000) as a symbol of my good faith.  We do not have this much.

But, there is even more money coming, as this email from a Philip Ken demonstrates:

… a staff in the accounts management section with one of the prime Banks here in the United Kingdom One of our accounts with holding balance of 78,000,000 (seventy eight Million British Pounds) have been dormant and have not been operated for the past four (4) years. From my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this account… died in July, 2000 and since then nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money…I have secretly discussed this matter with a senior official…we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with…
These people only want $5,000 as a symbol of my good faith.  78,000,000 pounds is at least 35,000 tons of money. But, I still do not have the $5,000.  Fortunately, along came Mrs. Edith R. Abed from the Ivory Coast, who was married to: Chief Mohammed Abed who was a contractor with the Government of Cote D'Ivoire before he died after few days in the hospital… he deposited the of $4.500 Million Dollars with a Bank in Cote D’lvoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank here… Mrs. Abed wants $2,000 as good faith to get my share of her husband’s loot.  I can almost, but not quite, afford this amount. Fear not; I have found yet another source: Susan Lamine from the Republic of Sierra-Leone.  Mrs. Lamine whose late father left her…

…5 Million Seven Hundred thousand United States Dollar… which I want to invest in your country with you and again in a very profitable venture…deposited the money with one of the Prime Finance company here.

< style='line-height:100%'>Mrs. Lamine wants $1,500 up front.  I have yet dozens more offers, but managing all these transactions has become too complex for anyone to understand.  So, I instructed Mrs. Lamine to contact board of directors, Mobil Oil Malaysia, for the funds to get everything rolling. Once the dust all settles, we will be set for life with millions of dollars in our personal accounts, all because these individuals have so much faith in me.  I have already been congratulated by several CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies for pulling off this slick series of deals.